we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
why is half of my head shaved?
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