everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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