in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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