Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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