4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
