i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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