It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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