Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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