I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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