I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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