I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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