Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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