have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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