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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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