do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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