Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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