can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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