I must be too annoying 4 u.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
