too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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