and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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