Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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