Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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