Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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