yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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