arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Too much gin, very little bucket
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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