i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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