Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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