Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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