im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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