She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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