I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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