Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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