so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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