how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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