He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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