took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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