would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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