I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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