What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
