Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
