My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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