i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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