Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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