i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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