Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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