dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
