I wish I only lived at night.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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