Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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