hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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