Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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