We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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